All the Mail I Never Sent

Wherein Swearing Happens

For fuck’s sake, if you are claiming to be an author, and contacting me in that capacity, please try and string a bloody buggering sentence together and for the love of motherfucking god, how hard is it to run a cunting spell check? More importantly, never, ever sign an email to a stranger “With bestest wishes” unless you hope to convey that you are 12 years old, a complete fucktard, or both.

Yours oh so sincerely,

L

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